Let's play a game. If you're a mom, you're familiar with this game. It's called "Why is mommy damp?" I'm sure you've asked yourself this very same question. Below are some of the potential answers.
1. Hmm, that Huggies 12 hour guarantee seems to only be good for 2 hours. It's urine!
2. My adorable baby thinks it is absolutely adorable to drink out of a straw and then let ALL of the liquid run back out of his mouth...while in my lap.
3. I'm changing a diaper and...it's urine!
4. Baby tries to climb in/out of the bathtub, mommy is elbow deep in bathwater!
5. Mommy's cherished Diet Coke is unceremoniously snatched out of her hand...mommy is damp AND grumpy.
6. WHO WET THE BED THIS TIME, THE DOG OR THE BABY???? It's urine!
7. Baby has learned how to pour water on his head at bath time and...he missed.
8. It's a race to the dog's water bowl and the winner is...BABY!
9. Oh, you're teething? That explains the damp spot on my shoulder.
10. How many hours has it been since I've nursed, let me just look at my chest and check for you...too many hours, that's how many.
11. Why is my pocket wet? Ohhh, there are 3 used baby wipes in there, duh!
12. We're about to get baby into the bathtub and...it's urine!
13. It's time to go baby! While mommy locks the back door, baby discovers mosquito infested water table and GOES. TO. TOWN. Oh well, it's 85 degrees outside, we'll dry.
14. Baby gets in toilet...again. At least it's only his hands this time. Oh, and...it's urine!
15. Mommy is washing baby's hands by letting him sit on the vanity and...oh look, there's a baby in the sink!
These are just the top 15 reasons I could come up with, tell me moms, what has your baby done to you?? :)
